Here it is, a late start

How do you start something knowing it has been started in the same fashion thousands of times by others in the past couple of years? Do you handle the task as carefully as though you are the first? Maybe it's best to treat it like another commonplace action. Like sitting on the toilet. You don't necessarily take a picture every time you do it, or jump for joy for that matter. It's something everyone does, out of necessity or virtue, or for their own philosophical reasons, but If it's the first time for you, then it must be a special occasion. Being twenty two, however, when you finally take your diapers off, well, thats another deal in itself.
So to you, poor wanderer, whose net dabblings have resulted in the first utterances, the first nudge on my great journey above the ephemeral toilet-bowl of Blog-ville, Look at me! I'm doing it all by myself. Take a picture. Next step... Solid food.